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Happy Ending
Happy The Way We Are
Hello Mabel
Here We Go Again
Hey Mister!
Hobgoblins
Hold My Hand
How Sweet To Be An Idiot
How Could You? (Stoop Solo)
Human Race
Humanoid Boogie
Hunting Tigers Out In "Indiah"
Hush
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Happy Ending
Once upon a good time there lived a love so true
In the kingdom of happiness in a castle made for two
Where dreams come true, dreams come true
And I know they do
Every time I look at you
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
From now on and ever after
I'm gonna share my love and laughter with you
Some say this is a wicked world
Loneliness is everywhere
Until love comes along on a noble steed
And slays the dragon of despair
Yeah, dreams come true
Dreams come true
And I know they do
Every time I look at you
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
From now on and ever after
I'm gonna share my love and laughter with you
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
Love is a happy ending
Love's happy ending
Love's happy ending
Love's happy ending
Love's happy ending
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Hello Mabel
You know, people may say that it will never do
But I can't help the way I feel when I'm with you
Hello Mabel, are you able to come out today?
It's a lovely day, won't you come and stay?
Hello Mabel, if you're able, slip out on your own
Leave your chaperone so we can be alone
People may say that it will never do
But I can't help the way...
Hello Mabel, if you're able say you'll come please do
For an hour or two
You know I love you
Mmm.. that's nice
Hello Mabel!
Hiya, fellas
People may say it will never do
But I can't help the way
I feel when I'm walking out with you
Hello Mabel, if you're able say you'll come please do
For an hour or two
You know I love you
Shoodela bee,
Shoodela wasp
Shoodela wah wah wah!
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Here We Go Again
I've been through this movie before
I know it inside out
From the closeups at the start
To the final helicopter shot
'copter shot
'copter shot
'copter shot
Aah-yah
here we go again my love
aah-yaah,
here we go again my love
We used to queue up in the rain
We didn't feel the cold
Then in the back row of the stalls
We played the couple on the screen
on the screen
on the screen
on the screen
Aah-yah
here we go again my love
aah-yaah,
here we go again my love
You look at me with starry eyes
I hold you in my arms
It's oh so good to be with you
Who wants to make it big in Hollywood
Hollywood
Hollywood
Hollywood
Aah-yah
here we go again my love
aah-yaah,
here we go again my love
Aah-yah
here we go again my love
aah-yaah,
here we go again my love
Aah-yah
here we go again my love
aah-yaah,
here we go again my love
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Hey Mister!
When you woke up this morning, did you feel all alone?
Did you get a grip on yourself?
Were you just flesh and bone?
Did you long for the centerfold spread of some bimbo girl magazine
to appear by your side and physically question your manhood and make
you
come clean?
Hey!
Hey mister!
All you need is a little rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll
When you woke up this morning, did you feel like hell?
Did you think that some Jehovah's Witness was a-ringing your bell?
Did you think you were in Babylon? Did you take a good look around?
Or did you stick your head out the window and find you could not make
a
sound?
Hey!
Hey mister!
All you need is a little rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll
When you woke up this morning, did you get up and go?
Did you take a good at yourself in the mirror and go on with the show?
Did you picture yourself as a Leonardo Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls
Or did you see just another piece of modern art
Like "The Peppermint Tower in Praise of Greedy Little Girls"?
Hey!
Hey mister!
All you need is a little rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll
I got a soddin' cramp in me pinkie!!
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Hold My Hand
I'm not the kind of guy who likes to play
Big brother
But I've just seen your date outside, he's with
Another
I saw you both come in
And clearly, you're not meant for him, so
Please, please, hold my hand
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home
I want to tell you I'm in love with you
Completely
I'd like to take you far away from here
Discreetly
Our love was meant to be
And darling, it's a certainty, oh
Please, please, hold my hand
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home
La la la la la!
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my haaand, yeah, ooo oo
Hold my hand and I'll see you home
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How Could You?
(Stoop Solo)
I see you in my dreams,
how could you?
Go to such extremes,
How could you?
I whispered in your ear,
How could you?
And in the garden shed a tear,
You took all my love
I'm like a hand without a glove.
You promised to be true,
I'm like a foot without a shoe.
HOW COULD YOU BE
SO CRUEL TO ME?
I NEVER KNEW
WHAT YOU COULD DO
I hear those words again
How could you?
I'm an ink without a pen,
How could you?
I thought I knew you well,
How could you?
I'm a bike without a bell.
I can't mend this broken heart,
I'm a jam without a tart.
Yes, you took all of me,
I'm a pod without a pea.
I'm a fish without a fin,
I'm a pink without a gin,
I'm a prick without a pin,
HOW COULD YOU?
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How Sweet To Be An Idiot
How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure
untidy crowd
How sweet to be an idiot
And dip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy
How sweet to be an idiot
How sweet
I tiptoe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet
But suddenly a scream
smashes through my dream
Fee fi fo fum,
I smell the blood of an asylum
Blood of an asylum? But mother, I'm playing so beautifully!
Ha ha! Listen! Ha ha!
Fee fi fo fum,
I smell the blood of an asylum
Hey you!
You're such a pedant!
You got as much brain as a dead ant!
As much imagination as a caravan site!
But I still love you,
still love you,
How sweet
to be an idiot
How sweet
How sweet
How sweet
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Human Race
One man in his car drivin' to the city
One man in his car drivin' to the city
See him go from place to place
Taking part in the whole human race
One man in his car power at his feet
One-man Innes car up and down the street
See him go from place to place
Taking part in the whole human race
So twinkle little star, shining in the everlasting night
Sometimes you seem so wi-y-ise
Sometimes you're not so bright
Oh no nononono...
One man in his car drivin' to the city
One man in his car really sittin' pretty
As if to show it's no disgrace
To be a part of the whole human race
The world is full of hunger, so many mouths to feed
The world is full of hunger, jealousy and greed
So tally ho, there's no time to waste
When you're a part of the whole human race
So twinkle little star, shining in the everlasting night
Sometimes you seem so wi-y-ise
Sometimes you're not so bright
Oh no nononono...
One man in his car...
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Humanoid Boogie
Hi there!
Some people say it with flowers,
Some people say it at Lloyds,
But you don't find many tryin' to say it with humanoids
Well, the Humanoid Boogie's got the humanoid hip-types
Jumpin' and-a jivin'
Burnin' out their energy cells like an infrared hot dog
Motorbike heart beats flutter to the stutter
Of the humanoid heart-throb sobbin' out a tickertape tune
By the light of the moon
Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, do the stroll
Because the Humanoid Boogie's full of humanoid rock and roll
Mad Dan Sugar Man and Henrietta Holocaust
Introduce to you what's new on the humanoid scene
It's a wow, it's a scream
Knick knack paddywack, give a dog a humanoid
Let's have fun, gonna get a personality cell
If all goes well
Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, catch the power!
Because the Humanoid Boogie's been requested on 2-way Humanoid Hour
Oh bay-bee!
Some people say it with flowers, some people say it at Lloyds
But you don't find many tryin' to say it with humanoids
(Aaah aaah aaah aaah)
Well,
The Humanoid Boogie's gonna get to number one in the
Char char char char charts voted by the
People eople eople eople eople eople of the record-buying publicoid
Programmed to a multiple response ratio
It's a wow, it's a gas, it's a Wall Street Crash
Like cigar ash
Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, do the stroll
Because the Humanoid Boogie's full of humanoid rock and roll
Oh yeahhhhh!!!
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Hunting Tigers Out In "Indiah"
(Evans/Damerell/Hargreaves)
With big hungry tigers
Table manners have no place
(Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear, oh, dear, no!)
After they have eaten you
They never say their grace
(Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear, oh, dear, no!)
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice
See the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
Yah!
You all know how beastly tigers are
Out in out in
Out in India
They bite, they scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying, "Puss puss puss!"
Oh,
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
Yah!
They bite, they scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying, "Puss puss puss!"
Oh,
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
Yah!
I say J.O. it's jolly frightening out here...
Nonsense, dear boy, you should be like me!
But look at you, you're shaking all over! What's the matter with you?
Shaking, you silly goose? I'm just doing the Watusi, that's all...
Tigers don't go out on rainy nights
They've no need to
Whet their appetites
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
How many tigers can you find
With forks and serviettes?
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear, oh, dear, no!)
Don't care in what part of you
They fix their fretwork sets
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear dear, no
Dear dear, oh, dear, no!)
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice
See the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
Yah!
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in out in
Out in India
YAH!
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Hush
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Half the world away
People are in bed
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Think of all the people
With dreams inside their heads
No one knows how long a dream is meant to last
Are they dreaming of the future
Or dreaming of the past?
So, hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Half a world away
It's the middle of the night
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Making so much noise is really impolite
Think of other people no matter what you do
And maybe tomorrow
They will think of you
So, hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Half the world away
People are in bed
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Think of all the people
With dreams inside their heads
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping
Sleeping, sleeping
Sleeping, sleeping...
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