[Intro]: C [clapping] C I throw house bricks for The Arsenal G7 I chuck lead pipe for West Ham I kick and maim for Chelsea C I kill for Tottenham C7 F I drop bottles for United on the crowd from up above G C Yes football is the game that we all love C [clapping] C I razor slash for Sheffield G7 I cut 'em up for Q.P.R. I stick nails in 'em for Norwich C For Leeds I slash and scar (C7) F For Celtic I throw petrol bombs whenever our teams score G C *(C/D C/E) Yes football is the game that we adore F We all love football **nc Kill rape slash AAH F We all love football nc Shoot stab boot AAH G C Football is the game that we adore C [clapping] C I hack limbs off for Newcastle G7 I rape for Luton Town For the Rangers I kill strangers C And kick police horses down (C7) F I set fire to referees who let opponents score G C *(C/D C/E) Yes football is the game that we adore F We all love football nc Bomb hurt kill AHH F We all love football nc Slash Kick maim AHH G C Football is the game that we adore C [clapping] nc The end. NB: *Chords shown as C/D and C/E, indicate the chord to be played, followed by the accompanying bass note (in these cases, a C chord with a D bass note and then an E bass note). In this case, it is shown to indicate an ascending bass line. These bass notes don't have to be played, and the chord can be played alone (ie. a C chord). **nc = no chord.
Eric Idle wrote this one.