The Wonderful Cake-Horse



 
 
 
 

A man once made a cake shaped 
like a horse. 

He finished it off with a splendid mane and tail of white sugar icing.

That night, a shooting star flew over the house, and a spark happened to fall on the cake horse.
 

Hehemmhehmehmhemh!!!!!!! Hmhemhmehmhmhmehhem!!!!!
 

Hey! Cake Horse! 
What are you doing?

Aren't I a fine 'orse? 
You can ride me if you like...


You got no horseshoes, and you got no saddle, and you're only 
made of cake!
 

Hhemehem!

The cake horse decided to 
visit the blacksmith.


Blacksmith... Blacksmith! Make me some good 'orseshoes, for my feet are only made of caaake!
 

  How will you pay me?

If you make me some 'orseshoes, I'll be your friend.

  I don't need friends like that.

Saddler... Saddler! 
Make me a saddle of the best 
leather, one that will go with my icing sugar maaane!
 

Heh, heh, heh! If I make you a saddle, how will you pay me?

I'll be your friend.

I don't need friends like that.

Heemhm..... Hhmhmemhmhem!!!!

Why doesn't anyone want to 
be my friend?
 

I'll go and join the wild horses!
 


   Owowowowowow.       Owowowowow. Owow.
 

  What's the matter with you?

I've run away from 'ome, and 
I've come up 'ere, where there's 
not a crumb to eat, and now 
I'm too weak to go back.
 


'ere you are, you can nibble
a bit of me if you like.... for
I'm made of caaake!

Cake? Oh, that's most kind...

'tik!'

Mmmmsmsmsmf...

Mmlammmyum...

'tik!'

Ooooh, mmmmm.... that's most kind of you... mmm.... mmmmm....
 

I feel much better now.

If only I had a saddle, 
and some 'orseshoes, I could 
carry you back 'ome.
 

I'll make you them!
Hmmmm.
 

Four acorn cups for 'orseshoes...

 

One brown mushroom 
for a saddle...

Hmehemehemehemmeemh!!!!
Hemehemnehemheemehemh!!!!!
 


 

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
 

  The cake horse... was delighted!


And so was the mouse. 

Together they rode back to town.
 

And there, they remained, the best of friends, for the rest of their lives.
 


 




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